April 1, 2024
Directly from the office of The Mayor of GoldFire City, we have breaking news of a rodent invasion that has descended upon the city. Their origin is unknown at this time, but all signs point to the involvement of the one that calls himself "The Shark". Due to their extreme size, these rodents are considered dangerous and should be avoided at all costs. The crafty squirrels have even been observed imitating citizens and making their way onto casino floors. The Mayor assures citizens that all necessary resources have been dispatched to bring the situation under control. We will update once we have more details.